{"id":544606,"date":"2026-06-30T15:38:47","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T13:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ragequit.gr\/?p=544606"},"modified":"2026-06-30T15:38:50","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T13:38:50","slug":"zero-parades-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ragequit.gr\/en\/reviews\/item\/zero-parades-review\/","title":{"rendered":"ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies Review"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019d say that Zero Parades<\/strong> by ZA\/UM<\/strong> is practically a cursed game by default. From a purely gaming perspective, it\u2019s cursed because it was developed by a company whose previous game<\/a> may be<\/del> is one of the greatest games in the history of the medium, a fact that will inevitably lead to constant references and comparisons against which, rightly or wrongly, the second game will always end up appearing as the inferior product. On a broader, \u201ccorporate\u201d level, it is doomed due to the unthinkable chaos<\/a> that has prevailed, and to a greater or lesser extent continues to prevail, inside ZA\/UM over the past four years. A chaos that itself resembles some kind of meta-ironic plotline we might experience in a ZA\/UM game, and which will inevitably cast a heavy shadow over anything the company undertakes or will undertake in the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This turmoil is, of course, significant because it also had a decisive impact on the development process itself. Following the departure of the company\u2019s three \u201cbig\u201d creative minds, any plans that had been set in motion for a direct sequel to Disco Elysium were scrapped, and ZA\/UM shifted toward creating a title that feels more like a spiritual successor or one \u201cinspired by Disco Elysium\u201d rather than a sequel. Or at least, one that tries, admittedly very hard, to come across as such a title.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Visually, at least, it seems to have the right feel.<\/mark><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Zero Parades takes place in a completely new universe, which, of course, attempts to draw clear inspiration from the world of Disco Elysium. The main elements are pretty similar: nations and city-states with different political systems, a turbulent past as well as an uncertain future, capitalists, communists, democrats, liberals, imperialists, dictators who were both loved and hated, and large multinational corporations fighting with both legitimate and illegitimate (mostly illegitimate) means to secure their interests.<\/p>\n

There are two main new elements that ZP introduces into the above cocktail. First, the rather interesting concept of \u201ccultural imperialism,\u201d in which the world\u2019s leading imperialist superpower attempts to impose its influence on its neighbors through the use of seemingly innocent means such as music and movies. On the other hand, there are secret services and intelligence agencies fighting behind the scenes to promote the interests and way of life of the state and ideology they support.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Inevitably, many dialogues serve as lore dumps about the world's geopolitical conditions.<\/mark><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

ZP's protagonist is one such secret agent, working for Opera<\/strong>, the secret service that promotes the interests of the Superbloc<\/strong> (the game's equivalent of the USSR). Hershel Wilk<\/strong>, codename CASCADE<\/strong>, had been one of Opera\u2019s most capable agents for many years, and the team of agents she led operated successfully in the island city-state of Portofiro<\/strong>. Until, as always happens, something went wrong: the identities of her team members were leaked to a rival intelligence agency, and CASCADE was the only member of the crew who managed to leave Portofiro in time.<\/p>\n

As punishment for this disaster, Opera grounded CASCADE in a thankless desk job for five consecutive years\u2026 until the time came for her to be called back into action. She is ordered to return to Portofiro and meet with another agent, codename PSEUDOPOD<\/strong>, to receive her orders. From the very beginning, however, CASCADE\u2019s return is anything but triumphant. Upon entering Opera\u2019s safehouse in Portofiro, she discovers that PSEUDOPOD is, for some reason, completely catatonic and unresponsive to his surroundings. And that\u2019s how our adventure begins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Instead of DE's Thought Cabinet we now have the menu called \"Conditioning,\" which works in pretty much the same way.<\/mark><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Anyone who has played Disco Elysium will immediately recognize some familiar features in Zero Parades. The first of these is the art style, which largely follows the style established in DE, but even when it attempts to differentiate itself, it does so in a way that doesn\u2019t hide its roots or original inspiration. The second is DE\u2019s distinctive skill system, which follows exactly the same principles here regarding the allocation of skill points, gaining new ones for every 100 XP earned, and their use in dialogues and the game world, but with a significant \u201cliterary\u201d difference. Unlike in DE, where the various skills corresponded to aspects of the protagonist\u2019s turbulent and schizophrenic temperament, in ZP the skills correspond to aspects of CASCADE\u2019s espionage training.<\/p>\n

It is worth noting that ZP has fewer skills than DE (15 versus 24), and they are grouped into 3 categories, compared to DE\u2019s 4. It\u2019s also worth noting that the DE\u2019s theme of \u201ceven failure leads to something new, fun, or unique\u201d is also present in ZP\u2026 but not entirely. During my playthrough, I encountered skill checks where failure had some pretty funny results that still advanced the plot, but there were also quite a few others where failure blocked potential paths forward or simply resulted in gathering less information during a quest.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Disco Elysium\u2019s one and only turn-based \u201cbattle\u201d is transformed into a gameplay mechanic called Dramatic Encounters, in which the action takes place through skill checks in a turn-based environment. It\u2019s a rather interesting mechanic, though it doesn\u2019t come up very often.<\/mark><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

There are differences in the number and function of health meters. DE\u2019s Health and Morale stats are replaced by three new stats: Fatigue<\/strong>, Anxiety<\/strong>, and Delirium<\/strong>. These fluctuate during dialogues, through substance use (something that we are pretty much obliged to do in order to balance these meters, unlike in DE where you could complete a fully \u201csober\u201d playthrough), or by sleeping at the safehouse. These stats are set to zero by default, and if any of them rise unchecked without being reduced in time and end up reaching the maximum, then you must \u201csacrifice\u201d a skill point from some skill to reset the meter to zero.<\/p>\n

Another difference from DE, which may well please quite a few people, is the fact that there is no clear time limit in terms of days within which we must complete our main mission. There is, of course, a \u201cpoint of no return\u201d in the plot, where X NPC will bluntly tell us \u201cfinish up your business because after this we\u2019re moving on to the endgame,\u201d but we can reach that point at our own pace, no matter how many in-game days pass. Although the truth is that 8-9 in-game days are usually more than enough for anyone to complete all the game\u2019s available quests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Zero Parades also features a wide variety of clothing items that affect our stats. In fact, NPCs will sometimes comment on our outfits, and wearing a complete \"set\" may offer additional gameplay options in certain situations. <\/mark><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Overall, Zero Parades is a much more down-to-earth and \u201cgamey\u201d game compared to Disco Elysium, both in terms of the project\u2019s overall scope and its individual gameplay mechanics, as well as its writing. So I\u2019d say that if someone is looking exclusively for the gameplay style of Disco Elysium, and maybe the art style, too, and nothing else, then they might very well have a great time with Zero Parades. Despite its turbulent development circumstances, and setting aside the sociopolitical implications stemming from this turbulence at the corporate level, the game certainly has its moments, the world has its interesting touches, there are some memorable NPCs, and certain mutually exclusive branching paths that partially determine the world state in the story's (in my opinion, rather unsatisfying) finale after about 20\u201325 hours of play.<\/p>\n

BUT<\/strong>, the curse I mentioned in the introduction inevitably comes to the fore. If anyone has even the slightest appreciation for the literary, sociopolitical, and psychological dimensions of DE, they will inevitably feel, from the very beginning to the very end of their experience with ZP, that they\u2019re dealing with a game that\u2019s a total \u201ctryhard\u201d. The developers tried WAY TOO HARD to emulate the Disco experience, the world-building, the humor, the \u201csurreal\u201d scenes, the tormented protagonist, but EVERY aspect, one by one, feels lacking compared to DE. At best, the player ends up thinking, \u201cwell, at least the guys tried,\u201d and at worst, it triggers an almost uncanny valley effect, where the player feels like they\u2019re playing a game that\u2019s trying to be like Disco Elysium, but their brain can sense that something\u2019s off, and this creates an inexplicably uncomfortable feeling in the soul.<\/p>\n

Oh, speaking of tryhards, I feel compelled to mention the game\u2019s full-voiced narrator, whose vocal tone is DREADFUL. Seriously, I haven\u2019t heard a more pretentious and contrived voice in all the years I can remember playing games. THANKFULLY, the menu offers the option to turn her voice off completely, which is exactly what I did within the first 5 picoseconds of playing the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The conspiracy theorist Subcomandante Bagman is undoubtedly one of the most interesting characters.<\/mark><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

To put it more simply, at its core, Zero Parades is \"just\" a spy RPG (with CASCADE being a real sorry excuse of a spy to be honest, but that\u2019s another matter) that implements and, in certain areas, evolves the gameplay of Disco Elysium. But it\u2019s immediately obvious that it\u2019s missing that \u201cspice.\u201d Despite the developers\u2019 best efforts, it lacks, at every turn, the dark melancholy and sense of sociopolitical decline found in DE (or at least, it attempts to capture it but doesn\u2019t quite succeed), it lacks its humor (or at least, it tries to have it, but doesn\u2019t quite pull it off), it lacks the metaphysical dimension (or at least, it tries to have it but\u2026 you get the point), it lacks the atmosphere, and it lacks that indefinable cosmic force that compels a man to confront his past mistakes and sins. And OBVIOUSLY, it lacks the crucial factor of Harrier \u201cHarry\u201d Du Bois, who walks \u201cthrough pity and fear\u201d as in ancient Greek tragedies, in order to reach his own personal catharsis, and, through that, our own catharsis as players.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As things stand, given the aforementioned corporate turmoil, it might be best for the talented people who remain at ZA\/ UM to try to escape the giant shadow of DE by creating a game entirely their own, one that doesn\u2019t try to follow in the giant\u2019s footsteps, and thus won\u2019t inevitably be directly compared to it. But I understand that Zero Parades, in its current form, is a cursed game, yet at the same time a game that \u201chad\u201d to be released for many and various corporate reasons. Oh well, what can you do. We will always have Paris<\/s> Revachol.<\/p>\n\n\n

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RATING - 74%<\/h5><\/span><\/span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t
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74%<\/span><\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t

Zero Elysium<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t

A cursed game born in the midst of a corporate whirlwind, which certainly has its moments, but which is also doomed to be forever compared to Disco Elysium and found lacking.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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