Αστειατόριον 'Ο Σουλτάνος'
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FEUDALISM
You have two cows. Your Lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM
You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them. You all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, and the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
MILITARISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for them. After the election the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
EUROPEAN BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY
You have two cows. Your neighbours try to kill you and nick your cows.
CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your public listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offers so that you can get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Caymen Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the Feng Shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them or killing them.
TOTALITARIANISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
FLOWER POWER
Wow, dude, there's like .... these two cows man. You gotta try some of this milk.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
FEUDALISM
You have two cows. Your Lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM
You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them. You all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, and the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
MILITARISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for them. After the election the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
EUROPEAN BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY
You have two cows. Your neighbours try to kill you and nick your cows.
CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your public listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offers so that you can get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Caymen Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the Feng Shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them or killing them.
TOTALITARIANISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
FLOWER POWER
Wow, dude, there's like .... these two cows man. You gotta try some of this milk.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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^ Θα ξεχασαν το στραπον στο σπιτι
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Μου συνέβει χθές...
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Γάιε.... :kiss:
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Γάιε.... :kiss:
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Noob!!!!!
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tony crow wrote:
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Ούτε Ναμίμπια τέτοια πράγματα.
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μεγιστος καραγκιοζης. τραγικος. κριμα, να μην αρπαξει κανενας τους "φανταρους" και να τους παει μεσα να δω πως θα ξεμπλεκανε..
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Καραγκιοζης δεν ειναι και ο μπεος, ρε μπρους;
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