Reckless: Ιf you love someone,Set her free with your credit card...If she comes back marry her,If she doesn't call your banker.
Schrodinger: Ιf you love someone,Set her free...she will come back and she won't..
Papakaliatis: If you love someone,Set her free ...If she comes back bang her and her mother,If she doesn't bang her mother and her sister.
Paranoid: If you love someone,Set her free...If she comes she is not her,If she doesn't She is kidnaped by aliens.
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